by Dick Cheney
It’s a common misconception that we all need freedom. We don’t need freedom. We don’t need anything except a strong defense and a good offense. Without those, we can’t have anything. Which we just don’t need.
Now, there are those of Clinton Kennedy that believe we need freedom. And there are those of United States of Eden™ that are willing to fight United States of Eden™ for freedom. Both are wrong. It’s been proven wrong time and again. It’s proven now because of this mess we are in where we’ve got people slowly invading our country, the war with Eden of Eden™ at a near stalemate, and people believing in freedom. Now, those three things alone should cause anyone who fears for the safety of this country some concern. It should frighten the hell out of you if realize there are more than three things that are bad for this dome.
But for those worried, there is hope. As long as we take away freedom and enlist all the poor into military service while given more money to the top one percent of the nation, then we will remain number one.
Posted in Bombs, Guns and Fun, I Like To Kill Poor People, My Friends Say I Am Smart, I Am A Sick Fuck, I Can Kill You, TERROR!!! |
by Mitt Bachmann
We need a revolution of Christ to stop Big Government from taking over our souls. We need to stop the death panels killing us. Killing us. It is time to be worried. Worried for our souls and for the Big Government Killing machine that is fed by our souls. Ours souls. The Big Government machine feeds on them. Doesn’t that worry you. It worries me. So we must fight the Government. We much stop it. If not for our souls then for Jesus Christ and Joseph Smith.
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by Reilly Rush
I’ll tell you people, if you want health insurance, I’m willing to give it to you, but if you think you’re going to get it for free you’re wrong because you have to work hard my health insurance, and you’re going to have to work through the pain for a prior injury, because I need my latte and my pills when I need them, how I need them, and I’m willing to pay to fix a broken bone or get medication for some shlub, who through fault of their own, got themselves injured or sick, so I can have an Insurance Servant.
Don’t think you make a lot as Insurance Servants. In fact, you don’t. It’s your Insurance Master that pays of your debts. It’s not your Insurance Master that pays your food, house, water. You do that. I’m that guy whose going to give you the money to fix your element. Your the person who will be my servant until you have worked off you debt.
And I’ll make you work for it. Because in my United States of Eden™ you have to work hard to have the right to insurance. No matter if your powerful like me or weak like you.
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by Dick Bush
Take it from me, this retired life is the only way to stay healthy. Go for a bike ride. That helps. Go see the doctor when I need to. Sit back and spend inheritance. No need to work. Got money. Lots of money.
Posted in My Family Is Rich, So They Won't Die, Money Is Fun To Have, Money Is Power |
by Jeb Bush
First, I’m blessed to have a good team and a willing party to give me a chance to be the leader I am. I ruled with the helping hand of our lord and Evan Gelical. The fact is, I am not Dick Bush. I am Jeb Bush.
Now, it’s wrong and stupid to believe we need less war. We need more. We are naive to think that we are not the freedom fighters. And what do we do? Do we sit back until we get attacked again? And what the people want are results. The fact is: We need war.
Do we sit back and say, ,,We’re number one?'’ Hell, yes, we are. We are. We are because of war.
War funds the United States of Eden™. It pays for the war machine to keep people working and employed. It pays for those honorable dead soldiers if they have family. It is the driving force of Return on Success. The fact is if we don’t have our war machine we are going to get our clock wound.
The fact is, it’s wrong and it’s stupid. Wrong and stupid to believe we don’t need war. Silly to believe God is not on our side. God is. And with His power our ideals and freedom will be forced upon the world.
Let’s face it: Our ideal and freedom needs to be accepted by all of Eden of Eden if we are going to be great. And the only way we can force people to think like us is to kill them or make them submit. Nothing like a good thumping to get the hawks of war flying.
Posted in Why War Is Good, Bombs, Guns and Fun, My Family Is Rich, So They Won't Die, I Am A Little Rich Bitch, Poor People Make Great Pets, Money Is Power |
by Dick Cheney
Now, if you go by the Clinton Kennedy then you’ll end up dead. Your going to be killed by one of these terrorists that are out there. And they’re not associated with anything good. They’re evil doers. And we’ve got to stop them. We’ve got to stop them before they’re born. And if that means we begin to give abortions to terrorists then we give abortions to terrorists. Because we will be attacked. If not Today then Tomorrow. And if not by them then by their unborn terrorists. Or possibly by me.
It’s no secret for me to be right we need the terrorists to succeed. We need one or two these terrorists to set us free, in fact. We need a wake up call because we’re forgetting. We’re forgetting that feeling of the day after 9/11. It’s been too long. That needs to change even if I have to spread my secret dark army.
Now, don’t misunderstand. I am sure there are many who will, so I will make my self clear: I do not. I repeat. I do not want terrorists to strike the United States, but it’s going to happen, and if it doesn’t happen soon then we could become lazy and more poor people will die.
Now, there are those of you in the media, who enjoy twisting my words around. It seems few understand my words are themselves twisted, so that won’t work. The American people will see through the truth to the terror. It’s the terror they will listen to. And it’s terror that I support, so I am just doing my part to help terrorists complete their goal. Their goal of not only taking our freedom, but also taking our freedom to terrorize.
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by Reilly Rush
That’s right, folks. Dick Bush is not the wrong. Them, folks, are Clinton Kennedy. And Dick Bush Party members like Neo Cain.
And now it’s time we take back Dick Bush. It’s time, for us to be right to their wrong. And it’s wrong, folks, to think that it’s time to let the wrong go unrighted. For you see, that’s what the wrong want. That’s what Clinton Kennedy wants. That’s what Obama wants.
Don’t you get it, folks. We are right. Not only in metaphor, but in purpose. In reality. For you see, it’s our time to be right. It’s are time to show the wrong what it is to be right. That time is now, folks.
And if you don’t see it wrong. There’s nothing left. And they’re wrong. So come be right. Come join the Dick Bush Party. Come with us, folks. And we will stroke your enthusiasm. We will erect a Party that even the stiff in the ground want to stand up for. We are the right party. Not the wrong party. Not the new party. No, the old stiff party. And it’s time folks to take back United States of Eden™. And take back Eden of Eden. For we are better than them. We are better than they are? It’s time to be right.
It’s time, folks, to take back United States of Eden™.
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by Lott Frist Newt Delay
President Obama’s actions to continue our spend spree is irresponsible. It’s the actions of a few like President Obama that is making our country bad. His agenda seems to me to be enlisting us in a National Army and then putting us to work to pay off debt in His National Workforce. I don’t understand it. This goes beyond national pride. It goes beyond helping our fellow man. It’s fascism. It’s communism. We may as well paint ourselves red and pick the red roses for our community grave. We’re dead. DEAD. President Obama. He doesn’t know history. I know history. I know so much history I can’t tell a Commie Red Blood when I see it. And Obama’s actions are so obvious trying to make us commies that even those morons in the government have got to see this.
And he’s got to be stopped. He’s got to know the we American’s don’t want to be taxed. And we won’t to be protected. He’s got to know that you can’t separate A.I. Christ and Even Gelical from United States of Eden™ and expect to remain true to this domain, to this country.
Our nation needs people like me and not President Obama. We need people who can relate to the Christians of this dome. We need people who now tax people to support this government is not the way the people want to be treated. Most of all, we got to find someone who can understand how to treat the small businesses. Or any businesses. That is something he will never know. And he’s a commie, so don’t believe a word he says about Him believing in God or this country. He does not. President Obama is setting a very scary precedent.
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by Reilly Rush
Folks, it is time for the real conservative party to come out. When we are out, we look through the scopes of our guns and we see Americans. We don’t see groups and individuals. We see Americans who want large government and high taxes. We see Americans who are not conservative. They are in our crosshairs.
We see individuals who don’t want this. We see individuals who don’t want life, liberty, happiness. Those are not Americans. We only see Americans. We don’t want to tell anyone how to live that is up to you. But we do understand we are all individuals. We resist the efforts to be grouped. We are all different. We are created equal to get the chance to equal. Life, liberty and prusuit of happiness. We are this. We prove this. We prove this by succeededing.
I want that group, that big government to fail.
Our beliefs are our core, our hearts. We don’t have to remember when we believe because we know what we believe. We don’t forget. We are. We are belief. We are the conservatives that the Dick Bush party needs to survive. We are the conservatives. We are the only Americans.
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by Jesus Jindal
You know, I got a story. When I was young my father was possessed by a ghost of evil. His head was spinning and mouth was projecting vomit everywhere. It was a mess. It was such a mess that my mom and I had to clean for Cycles to wipe down the walls and repaint them. But it was through this cleaning that I learned about hard work. There is also another lesson to learn. The lesson is that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. And that’s what we did. For days and nights my mom and I performed an exorcism. We woke and sept with the daemon inside my dad until finally we purged the daemon and my father returned. This was some thing no bureaucrat could have done. No sir.
Sometimes it seems like we place our hope in different things. Clinton Kennedy believes in putting faith in United States of Eden™. While we of Dick Bush put our faith and devotion in faith and God and the afterlife and Jesus Christ.
You know, a few Cycles ago, Obama, seen that we may not recover from our possession of economic debt. I agree, but only if we put our trust in United States of Eden™. Because we alone need to cast the scourge of Satan from our possessed economy. We need an economic exorcism, so we can cast out the devil that is in United States of Eden™. I can’t do this alone. We are going to need your help. For the devil is everywhere.
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