Obamacare Would Have Killed Me
Those bleeding heart liberals couldn’t stop my heart. They could have stopped my drug and fat damaged heart if we were on Obamacare. If I would have had my heart attack under Obamacare my drug and fat damaged heart would have been put to rest. They would have killed me. That’s what Obama wants. He wants to kill people that aren’t of the Clinton Kennedy Party. And that’s me. That’s right folks, Obama’s new healthcare now becoming law, I would be dead. But I’m not. I’m not because I have lots and lots of money. That’s how it should be in the United States of Eden. The rich like me get new organs and body parts after we have damaged our hearts with drugs and food and hookers.
That’s right folks, I’m alive and my big conservative heart is still pumping the drugs through my body thanks to the freemarket and goverment free heathcare.