Take it from me, this retired life is the only way to stay healthy. Go for a bike ride. That helps. Go see the doctor when I need to. Sit back and spend inheritance. No need to work. Got money. Lots of money.

First, I’m blessed to have a good team and a willing party to give me a chance to be the leader I am. I ruled with the helping hand of our lord and Evan Gelical. The fact is, I am not Dick Bush. I am Jeb Bush.
Now, it’s wrong and stupid to believe we […]

That’s right. There’s nothing needing me to be nice. I got my own agenda. Hell, my agenda is the agenda of the Dick Bush Party. And we maybe in the minority now. And NeoCain won’t be president. But that don’t matter. What matters is what I have done. There’s no going back now. I’ve spent […]

Our once strong and fundamentally stable economy has lost the war against the poor people’s need to believe they are rich people. These poor people have taken it upon themselves to take money from my rich friends with the promise of paying back that money. Well, it seems, the poor people can’t handle double digit […]

Don’t be taxing my friends. They need to be rich to ensure the security and safty of the this great dome. Without them, we will be lost in the hellfires of Hell being burned alive because we lost the guidence of my rich friends.
That’s right, you may think electing a new government will change […]

My fellow United States citizens, I want to remind you of our peace is at the sacrifice of the countless poor people Return On Success in a body bag. Though we pray from fewer poor person bodies to build the foundation for peace, I know there is not better nor easier way to uni-lat-eral control […]

Our economy is strong, trust me. Remember me seeing that worst thing that could wouldn’t. Well, it did. I thought. I thought, that we’d win. Well, we will win that too. Just going to take a little longer. I can’t control everything, you know. Not yet. Soon, I will. And when I will […]

It’s true, nothin’ is gained without sacrifice. So go find some poor people to sacrifice. It’s easier to get what you want when you can make poor people sacrifice for you. And getting poor people to do something for you is easy as long as you have money or the fear of God. Both will […]

We’ve accomplished great things. We have gone beyond the call of duty, and we have sacrificed much. This sacrifice will not go unnoticed. Nor will it go unrewarded.
And though the cause and reason for war has changed, our intentions were honorable. We sought to help expand the United States empire beyond the boarder of […]

I’d like to save poor person kids for the poor person army. But heath care cost too much for the government to pay for. My rich friends won’t get the tax incentives and tax breaks if government gives kids health care.
Let ‘em die. Poor people have lots of kids. Besides, if you can’t […]