My heathen father who was not a Christian once told me that there would come a day when we lovers and followers of Jesus Christ and all would not rule both wings of the then Democratic and Republican Party.

Now it’s a different time. It’s a different place. It’s our time. And no longer are we held down by the immoral laws of unchristian like people. It is time to show everyone the cross and make them plant to cross on their temple or we will plant that cross in their hearts.

Now I know a lot of you Christians out there may not completely agree with Evan Gelical, but the time has come for the third coming, so we better unite. It is time to rally the base rise up and stop this Washington Seance of the People of United States of Eden™. We need to exorcise the heathens, like my father, if they will not become Christian.

Now is the time to make not heathen church rise in Nyc or Louisiana. Let the good people speak, be heard and followed.

While I know the Clinton Kennedy Administration isn’t the direct cause of this oil comin’ here and washen up on our coasts, they sure could be a little more helpful clean up this mess of oil. And Mr. President, why don’t you just get out of our way from doing this our way?

Your rules and laws don’t apply to God’s Natural Laws, so don’t think you can stop us from our nightly seance to exorcise this devil oil from the beaches of our state.

And I won’t let the dome of Eden prevent us from doing it our way. With our our candles and our chants and our blood rites. Ain’t no United States of Eden standards seance practices being used in my state. We all got our own. We’ll used them.

If we do not follow the free market then will become socialist who want to kill babies with abortions, which is something the free market can never support for the free market must follow the laws of nature. And laws of nature give the male heterosexuals the rights to control females to birth babies and feed the males. That’s the free market truth.

It is the free market that balances the natural laws of God with the chaos of life. And it is in God’s word that states the free market is no place of heathen or atheist or homosexuals and aliens with any rights we rights. WE invented the free market and just because the free market is free doesn’t mean that it is equal. No, sir. It’s a fight that only the strongest survive. It’s nature’s law after all. And for nature to survive we must insist our female breeders have no rights over their bodies. Like the Republican Party before the Dick Bush Party, we survive because we kept our women barefoot and pregnant.

Sorry, Mr. President, you think you’re doing good Bro’. You’re wrong. We didn’t whine. We organize. We didn’t dine. We conference.

You think you are going to beat our rules and our rights. No, we will drive ourselves to a Tea Party. We didn’t flee. We help chant racist slogans with glee. Look at me. I can be cool you see…

…Now, we have something coming this election. We hope to remind the party of Clinton Kennedy that No means Yes in Washington.

Now, the President just declared we are the party of no progress. Well, he’s right because the only thing progress makes is Progressives. And no good has ever come from Progressives.

We are down with the Tea Party. Know I now, only sissies drink tea, but these Tea Partiers are no sissies. They’re good white citizens, living off government because the government is too big and won’t hire them because the government is hiring illegal aliens to work. These are the same illegal aliens that can’t read stops signs or the U.S. Constitution.

Betch ya’ didn’t know how illiterate they are.

Well, they are. And they need to go. And they need to stop working and join a Tea Party. And I know what you’re thinking: <Am I to young and open minded to join a Tea Party?> The answer is: No. Because the Tea Party will make you old and will find that every mind is closed and conservative. Even when it comes to sex.

Now don’t laugh at this because this is the serious part. And I like this one. Don’t laugh, but we Conservatives like sex too. There’s nothing more conservative than two naked people making love for the lord and creating babies. There’s nothing more pure than watching two women play with each other’s vagina’s to help ready the vagina for the penis. Now there is nothing more pure and conservative like a woman’s vagina. It’s God’s door to deliver souls to babies.

Now, I asked ya’ all not to laugh at that. It’s funny, but watching two lesbians eat pussy is finger licking good.

Talk about lesbians. I know how to solve the controversy over the Fire Reid Pelosi Campaign, well you fire Reid Pelosi.

I’ll tell you how to repeal and replace the Universal Healthcare: Vote for me! And repel Reid Pelosi.

Ladies and gentleman, we can win. We need to replace the people in Washington.

Where in the Constitution, I ask, does it give the congress the right to create and pass laws to fund the government? Where in the Constitution does it say the president is part of an equal branch of government? Where does it say that some Eden of Eden born person can become president and not show the rest of the world his birth certificate? Well, I don’t know what constitution you people read, but in my Constitution it doesn’t say any where that we have to let some one with a non-white skin or surface like Obama to be anything but my servant. That’s right. You white people and machines who follow me are the true patriots of the United States of Eden. You know when the Constitution was written it was written by white human men for white machines. Your white skin and painting and age and complete disregard for reality not only makes you smarter and a more dedicated citizen of United States of Eden, but also it makes you better. Tea Partiers and you are taking back the United States of Eden to be the holy and righteous place it was. And we’re ready to take down Big Government and help Big Business get back on top. Yes, it’s time to bust-up those Capitalist Hating Unions and let the Big Corporations take control over everything. It’s called the free market for a reason. And work we must to take back our great dome, these United States of Eden, for the white machines and for those who know what our Founding Fathers wanted and had envisioned. So now go forth with the word from Evan Gelical given to you from me with the blessings and prayers that we will win back the White House for white machines and continue our spread of ignorance and ad hominem attacks to confuse the enemy of the socialists and progressives. Together we will take back United States of Eden. We will cipher away.

We stand for principles that are lofty and unique. We are loft and unique people because we have risen from the trash to build this great dome of United States of Eden™ what it is this Cycle the greatest dome ever. We have seen and set small business like goals to help work to build a stronger United States of Eden™ and greater next Cycle were we will succeed in growing our economy and continuing the global of fighting terror and socialists becaue they’re both the same. We need to continue to attack our religious enemies, but also the ideological enemies that believe in a world where the rich don’t rule the poor. These are the socialists. And like Jihadies we need to capture and torture all enemies of United States of Eden™. The first words a terrorist or socialist should hear when captured should not be you have the right to remain silent. It should be water poured over their face followed by the sound of the Jihady choking. That’s the Jihadist mantra I speak of across the globe to help protect from different types of Jihadism with McVeigh Bin Laden. Therefore they see United States of Eden™ is the great Satan, as evil. I see the hidden imam as the enemy and as guiding the world of Eden of Eden. There are signs of progress that these radicals are going gain access to nuclear technology to kill all of us for some holy Jihady Jihad. And it is my believe that Obama has let them inflict great harm. Now, I can’t find all individual attackers of the McVeigh of McVeigh Bin Laden and not some Jihady terrorist like the Bin Laden of McVeigh Bin Laden. But, I have found it is best to track citizens and read their minds in the fight against all terrorists. The Bin Laden of McVeigh Bin Laden is the true enemy because the domestic terrorist has at least faith in the United States of Eden™ even though they are socialists. While the domestic terrorist are alarming they are not very alarming because the domestic terrorist is for United States of Eden™. It’s the other terrorist of these Anti-United States Jihads that are what we need to stop. It needs to stop at all cost because there will come a time and a cycle where we are a free nation where the private industry helps makes use the number one of all other Edens then the Jihadies and socialists will take it away with their Jihady ways and Jihadiness. We need to eradicate all the Jihadists and Socialists.

You know. I get a little worried when the people, the beautiful people of UNITED STATES, are lied to by these liberal progressive elites that think we need to change everything! I get concerned and fearful when I see all the liberal progressive news media making it seem like it’s bad to not change.

What’s so good about changes? I don’t know? Maybe? Maybe change is good because it helps Obama kill? Maybe change is good because Obama doesn’t believe in God? Maybe I don’t know.

Change is bad because it doesn’t need to be. UNITED STATES of Eden doesn’t need change. It needs to not change because change isn’t needed.

Think with me on this…

There are 50% of the people who don’t believe in change.

There are 30 percent of the people who don’t want change.

That leaves 20 percent that believe and want change.

How can we live in this world where the 20 percent who believe in change get their way? How do we not conserve changes and not do it often!

PEOPLE THE LIBERAL PROGRESSIVES MINORITY IS THE RULING PARTY! Like the NAZIS, the COMMUNISTS, the FASCISTS and the CLINTON KENNEDYS!

But I don’t care. I’m a normal guy with a normal life and a normal wife. I sit on a bar stool. I cry. I feel things…I…I feel deep. I feel really deep about my thoughts. …You know. I…I didn’t have a good childhood, but lets not talk about that. Everyone has a bad child hood. Maybe of these people believe we change as children. We don’t. It’s that simple

Do you understand? We don’t need to change. Because we like things simple, like when we were children. I miss being a kid. You know, those times when things were less liberal and progressive and non-changing.

It has become apparent to the United States People that Obama and the Clinton Kennedys are turning their backs on the United States People. And the United States People have spoken.

It’s true, United States People don’t approve Obama and the Clinton Kennedys. This is shown in poll after poll.

It’s also true, United States People don’t trust Obama and the Clinton Kennedys. We have seen this time and again at rallies and on the streets.

Now we all know Obama and the Clinton Kennedys are failures.

Finally, lets not forget another issue and that’s the issue of national security. WE should be reminded that McVeighn Bin Laden has not been caught under Obama. Both of these decisions are a pre-911 mentality. The United States People are demanding Obama to turn around and face the United States People.

Those bleeding heart liberals couldn’t stop my heart. They could have stopped my drug and fat damaged heart if we were on Obamacare. If I would have had my heart attack under Obamacare my drug and fat damaged heart would have been put to rest. They would have killed me. That’s what Obama wants. He wants to kill people that aren’t of the Clinton Kennedy Party. And that’s me. That’s right folks, Obama’s new healthcare now becoming law, I would be dead. But I’m not. I’m not because I have lots and lots of money. That’s how it should be in the United States of Eden. The rich like me get new organs and body parts after we have damaged our hearts with drugs and food and hookers.

That’s right folks, I’m alive and my big conservative heart is still pumping the drugs through my body thanks to the freemarket and goverment free heathcare.

I don’t know about you, but I find it disturbing any United States™ President would allow them selves to follow any customs of the leaders of Eden of Eden. No only is it a national disgrace to follow polite customs, but is a sign of weakness. And you’ll see, I warn you know, we will be attacked by an enemy because they believe we are weak.

Now I don’t know about you, but this dithering and planning of how to stop war has got to end now before we find ourselves trapped in a World of Peace. Because only in a Word of Peace can there be terror. A World of Peace is not what we want if we want to be strong and mighty. Only the weak want peace. Only those who can’t control power want peace. Only those who fail at war want peace. And I don’t want to see the United States™ of Eden fail.

Obama must end this belief that war will end. War never ends. Ending war will only kill more soldiers and citizens. And that blood is blood I wouldn’t want on my hands. It’s tough enough to wash clean all the blood I have ordered spilled and sprayed for my war. But at least they volunteered to die.