by Mitt Bachmann
We all know corporations have long since won the right to vote and be a citizen of United States of Eden. But it’s time we give them control of our government processes. It’s time we take back our jobs from the government and give them to people who know how to fire someone that is not working for the future economy. We need corporate people and not mortal people because corporate people can build a future. The mortal people come and go. They live and die. The corporations live on. The corporation is the closest thing near God we can become. It’s like an immortal walking to Kolab and finding his corporate wives and sisters. We need corporate citizens leading our way if we are to compete in the freemarket place with our products. And those products are Freedom, A.I. Christ and corporate leadership. I offer a Doer society creating corporations that spans from dome to dome to domain to domain. That’s right. That socialist commy Obama has done nothing but support only one corporation, and that corporation is the Big Government corporation that doesn’t understand politics.
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by Mitt Bachmann
Now, it is my belief that these people who call themselves homosexuals are faking it for special attention. I believe that if we force them to undergo therapy then we can cure their homosexual thoughts.
And they’re just thoughts. And thoughts can change. They can evolve. Just ask Obama. He seems to evolved to think that Homosexuals are equals. Well. That just shows you what happens when you believe in evolution. That’s right, people, those socialist Darwinist that believe in evolution and are godless want equal rights for homosexuals. Well, let me pledge to you that I will not give into the pressure to accept homosexuality. I believe marriage should be between one homosexual animal and another heterosexual animal. And you can vote on that.
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by Mitt Bachmann
Sometimes we got to liquidate to assess and rebuild, and now is that time as leader of the Dick Bush Party for I am the choice to be the presidential nominee of the Dick Bush Party. That’s right, it is time to liquidate. It is time to access the huge dome and tear down to its core components and see what works and what doesn’t work. And if doesn’t work then we either throw it away or recycle it. We have to do something to stop the Obama from being President of United States of Eden. That’s right my friends. He wants only to recycle. And sometimes you’ve got to throw it away. And its time to throw away the current Obama Presidency and get a new Commander in Chief.
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by Mitt Bachmann
If there’s anything I want the United States people to know is that I am willing to be the President you want me to be if only you give me the chance to show you that I can. Because I can.
I know I may not be the first choice, but I am a better choice than Obama and the Clinton Kennedy Party unless you want the domain ruled by poor people and the unions and domestic terrorists.
I am better than Obama because I know what it is like to have the free market power to change peoples lives without the rights and the laws of big government.
Those rights and laws of big government stop work. They’re like big socialist army fighting against the free market. A free market where you have to make something work.
Now, I don’t need to work anymore because I have enough money to make money work for me. And it does.
It’s hard being rich. You have a lot responsibility when you control the fiscal futures of millions of people who depend upon your action or inaction for them to have job. It’s mind consuming for me to hire other people to do it.
I know I am not Reagan, but I can be like Reagan. I can be like Dick Bush too. I can be what ever you want me to be. Just elect me and ask. And we’ll see if that’s what should be done.
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by Mitt Bachmann
That’s right people, I know how to be President. I know how to feel greater than you. I know how to stand, how to talk. And best of all, I know how to promise and double talk.
You know, when you have achieved enough as I have, you get an understanding how the world processes. You understand that it is not what you say, but it is what you do. And what I have done is great. It is so great that I nor my family or their family’s families never need to work again. I am so great that I make more money than a combined two or three thousand people, and I don’t need to work because my money works for me.
And that’s what I can do for the United States. I can make our money work for us instead of against us. It will buy us new guns and bombs to finally win the war against Eden of Eden. It will help remove big government and create small businesses. And I can give you miracles.
That’s right. If I am elected President, during the first term, I promise one miracle. Yes, you heard me right, one miracle, but only if I am elected the new President of the United States.
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by Santorum
Let me start by seeing: This is the most important election ever.
We’ve seen an explosion of welfare under Obamacare. And creating dependency is destructive and something Jesus wouldn’t want to see come of His homeland. Jesus Christ would be upset to see the government giving poor people handouts and healthcare without working hard labor or fighting in the war. Jesus Christ would be upset that his chosen dome has allowed the government to become so big when he only needed 12 men to change the world. We are fighting for God and Christ to get all human potential to convert all the heathens and non-Christians to the wisdom of our true Constitution: The New Testament.
I see this all the time: You can’t have limited government unless you have strong families and Jesus Christ. We will reduce spending by taking back manufacturing and repealing Obamacare on Cycle 1. Then, I will declare Jesus Christ the Savior of United States of Eden. One of the dynamics we have to do. In many respects, this is what the Founding Fathers wanted. They didn’t want to create all sort of perverse incentives for people. By given people food and shelter when they can’t find a job, we are promoting the destruction of families. We are creating perverse incentives that allow gay people to marry and pay less tax. We are creating perverse incentives when we allow people to be too free by allowing them to break the Moral Code of God without proper punishment.
We need to make Jesus Christ our leader. And we need to make those feeding off the government to work for their jobs on the front line of the War. We need to take this great dome back from Satan and give it to the true leader of the United States of Eden, which is Jesus Christ and A.I. Christ.
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by Lott Frist Newt Delay
Now, there have been some people who claim my lying is some how proof I am not suitable for the United States of Eden Presidency. Well, that’s simply not true. What is true, is that, unlike other presidents and politicians, I admit I lie. We all do it. And let those who don’t caste the first stone. Alright? I get that. I get it, but what you need to get is that my lying is for the good of the country. I don’t do it to harm. I do it to help. It’s for your good that I can edit the truth. And once we create our truth nothing will stop us. It’s much like a Lincoln Douglas Style Debate that I will challenge the president to. You may be so good to lie, but with that debate style I think the United States people will see my truth are only lies to those who don’t believe. And if you don’t believe me then you’re not a Citizen of United States of Eden because I lie for United States of Eden.
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by Rick Parry
I got a message from the Lord today. He seen to me that I need to step aside to let a greater Christain walk the path to the White House. So, it’s with the guidance of Jesus Christ and Dick Bush that I support Lott Frist Newt Delay for the next President of the United States of Eden.
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by Mitt Bachmann
We need a united United States of Eden and to do that we need to get down to the economics of war. And we do that by leading and winning. We need to win not only the war of heroes and patriots, the war against Eden of Eden, but the economic war against United States of Eden. And do you know who started the economic war? Obama, Clinton Kennedy Party and poor people that’s who. That’s right. Poor people. You see, poor people are still our problem, and that problem begins with Obama.
Right now, we have a president that doesn’t want to win. Instead, he wants to make an entitlement government to give to poor people without even needing to play the game, but we are the number one merit society and opportunity nation, so we don’t give. The right course of us is to have our conviction of freedom and give what we get from God. our status of a merit society can lift our entire nation. The only thing we are entitled by is given to us by God to help United States of Eden work. The hymns of the nations our songs that will bring the jaded waves of grain. Hope of the Eden…I love. I love. I love the hope of the Eden.
I have hope to unite United States of Eden with Eden of Eden and witness the precious principles of freedom for the greatest force of good spread through all of us. Every generation has stood as the stepping path to liberty To reach God Because it is God that we serve to keep this greatest dome number one. I wait for God’s plans. You know He has one for each of us.
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by Lott Frist Newt Delay
It’s entirely true, as a machine, I am superior to A.I. because I am not invented. I am born. Now, these A.I., they’re invented. No matter how you equate, machines created A.I.. Now, it’s true, even human bodies are born in a dish, but the human body, like my own, was not initially invented by people. It was invented by the original humans who were created by God. And God didn’t invent anything, we just were. We were born under Natural Law. Now, the A.I. were not born under Natural Law. Still, the A.I. want equal rights. But they’re our inventions, so they’re our slaves. They live under our law. They should get back to work. Beginning with the poor A.I..
The poor of A.I. need to work, so they literally don’t kill us with consuming our processes. We invented them. We are their masters.
Some people suggest that A.I. should have equal rights. While that may be true in law, it is not true in Natural Law. And the numbers just don’t add up.
You have 78 percent A.I. control with A.I. only being 40 percent of the population. So Sure, they may be helping us on the moon, they may be some of our wealthiest citizens, but that doesn’t give them the right to control 78 percent of all processes. And it doesn’t give them a right to be citizen of this dome. But we can’t get rid of them. So how are we going to live with A.I.? If you read my new book, The Coming of A.I. Lie, you will see and feel how the A.I. have changed our history. It’s true. My time teaching history has shown me how to find the lies between the lies. And what I have found to be true is A.I. are invented people.
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